{"id":837,"date":"2018-06-02T22:35:18","date_gmt":"2018-06-02T20:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iza-art.pl\/?page_id=837"},"modified":"2018-09-14T00:00:15","modified_gmt":"2018-09-13T22:00:15","slug":"maly-reportaz","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/maly-reportaz\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201eThe little reportage\""},"content":{"rendered":"
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The little reportage<\/p>

I was strolling around Sopot in search of muses; I went to a bar. Because of my depression, I wanted to drink something stronger and ordered grog.<\/p>

I drank my glass when the door opened and the captain entered. He pointed at me and said briefly:<\/p>

- I need a seaman*.<\/p>

The glass fell out of my hand; I allowed myself to express a slight objection:<\/p>

- I am only a modest reporter, a contemporary and sensitive man.<\/p>

- No problem Take away your belongings, son, and hurry up - said the captain.<\/p>

Less than an hour later, despite the furious storm, I was already in the high seas.<\/p>

- Where are we going? - I asked a jagged kuternog, whose task was to take care of barrels of rum; the only answer I got was a mysterious and disturbing gleam in his eye.<\/p>

Somebody called me to \u201ereef the foresail\", but I replied that I do not understand, and hid behind one of the barrels.<\/p>

I decided that before I join the battle, I will look for some bandage. I tried to get the language, where the first aid kit was, but the crew was so busy with fencing that I gave up and went back to my dry corner.(...)<\/p>

I woke up on an unknown beach, surrounded by junk. I understood that the ship sank. It seems there was a captain's cap next to me, who was not as lucky as I was. \"Dumb has luck\" - I thought.<\/p>

Fortunately, a moment later I met the editor-in-chief, passing the beach. I immediately narrated him all this amazing adventure.
*Side note - in Polish seaman word majtek, also in plural mean panties.<\/p>

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I was strolling around Sopot in search of muses; I went to a bar. Because of my depression, I wanted to drink something stronger and ordered grog.
\n\nI drank my glass when the door opened and the captain entered. He pointed at me and said briefly:
\n\n- I need a seaman*.
\n\nThe glass fell out of my hand; I allowed myself to express a slight objection:
\n\n- I am only a modest reporter, a contemporary and sensitive man.
\n\n- No problem Take away your belongings, son, and hurry up - said the captain.
\n\nLess than an hour later, despite the furious storm, I was already in the high seas.
\n\n- Where are we going? - I asked a jagged kuternog, whose task was to take care of barrels of rum; the only answer I got was a mysterious and disturbing gleam in his eye.
\n\nSomebody called me to \u201ereef the foresail\", but I replied that I do not understand, and hid behind one of the barrels. I decided that before I join the battle, I will look for some bandage. I tried to get the language where the first aid kit was, but the crew was so busy with the fencing that I gave up and went back to my dry corner.(...)
\n\nI woke up on an unknown beach, surrounded by junk. I understood that the ship sank. It seems there was a captain's cap next to me, who was not as lucky as I was. \"Dumb has luck\" - I thought.
I woke up on some beach, surrounded by junk. I understood that the ship sank. It seems there was a captain's cap next to me, who was not as lucky as I was. \"Dumb has luck\" - I thought. Fortunately, a moment later I met the editor-in-chief passing the beach and immediately narrated him all this amazing adventure.
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Ma\u0142y Reporta\u017c Spacerowa\u0142em po Sopocie w poszukiwaniu muz; uda\u0142em si\u0119 do jakiej\u015b knajpki. Z powodu przygn\u0119bienia mia\u0142em ochot\u0119 napi\u0107 si\u0119 czego\u015b mocniejszego i zam\u00f3wi\u0142em grog. Dopija\u0142em swoj\u0105 szklank\u0119, kiedy drzwi otworzy\u0142y si\u0119 i wszed\u0142 kapitan. Wskaza\u0142 na mnie palcem i powiedzia\u0142 kr\u00f3tko: \u2013 Potrzebuj\u0119 jakiego\u015b majtka. Szklanka wypad\u0142a mi z r\u0119ki; pozwoli\u0142em sobie wyrazi\u0107 drobn\u0105 […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/837"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1622,"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/837\/revisions\/1622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iza-art.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}